Bonus week; Here’s an extra post for you.
Something has gone terribly wrong when Spencer from the IT department is now qualified to be a major league baseball manager. This is what the post-game press conference could sound like after game 1 of the 2019 World Series;
Reporter #1 – The 3 best players on your team were on the bench for game 1. What went into this decision?
Manager Spence – (whipping open his wicked fast laptop, Spence starts banging away on the keyboard) I developed a program last night that indicates this was the correct move.
Reporter #2 – Yeah Skip, your hard throwing righty struck out all 5 guys he faced on 3 pitches, and looked unhittable. You pulled him to bring in meatball lefty. Can explain this?
Manager Spence – First of all, my name is Spencer not Skip. Second, you can clearly see that man hits .280 against right handed throwers and only hits .276 against left handed throwers. It’s simple math.
Manager Spence – I’ve got to go now. Its Star Trek night at Arthur’s house.
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